As requested by Owain..

"A Vintage Mackenzie moment."

Quite unbelievably, i have managed to loose half a stone, pass my driving theory and sleep for 14 hours, all in the space of a day. Doesn't sound all that bad, but that really is the silver lining to getting a tummy bug and puking up green bile & marmite toast constantly.

The driving standards agency, really do not take kindly to cancelations, unable to refund my £31 it cost me to take my driving theory, i refuse not to attempt it, even in the deathly state i was in. With my Vampish white skin and ill fitting clothes i walked into 3 groves place, and took comfort in booth 11. First impression, the chairs were very confortable, and if i scrapped my shoe along the leg of it, it created this genius squeaking noise which broke the tensive silence.

After completing the 50 questions and checking over them once, i was feeling rough but persevered thinking ive only got a hazard perception clip left, infact i had 14 hazard perception clips left. It was in the second clip that i started to gag, but i regained posture and replaced my headphones over my ears. Within seconds i was out of my chair and running out of the silent test room, the guy in his little glass box over looking the test jumped up as quickly as i did, and directed me to the toilets in which the remains of my slice of marmite toast amongst other stuff regurgitated. The lady then ran in after me, and told me not to worry about my test and that she will try and pause it. I cleared myself up as much a possible, with wet ends to my hair i walked back through the waiting room, and back into booth 11...

I happened to Pass!

(i think the lady just felt sorry for me, and tampered with my results.)